Exhibit A: Why Saints Travel Without Squires
The oaf fainted mid-ritual. One glimpse of Mazu’s edge and he collapses like a faithless acolyte.
(Behold: your Saint’s reflexes outweigh her dignity. Again.)
Would you rather:
A) Discipline the boy
B) Assume his duties
C) Pretend you didn't see your Saint flailing?
#divineintervention #sainsacrobatics #oops
Published: July 11th 2025, 11:17:52 pm
Exhibit A: Why Saints Travel Without Squires
The oaf fainted mid-ritual. One glimpse of Mazu’s edge and he collapses like a faithless acolyte.
(Behold: your Saint’s reflexes outweigh her dignity. Again.)
Would you rather:
A) Discipline the boy
B) Assume his duties
C) Pretend you didn't see your Saint flailing?
#divineintervention #sainsacrobatics #oops