Hey sexy patrons! Apologies for the lag in content; spike in work ate up any free time (and cost me some lbs.) But I’m back and to make up lost ground, this week I’m committing to pushing in two of my 3000 calorie gainer shakes a day—one in the morning (oof morning bloat) and again before bed. That’s 6000 daily calories in addition to regular food. Y’all want me to wear the same smelly used jock this week to compare progress, or mix up the undies? Vote below!