Published: July 28th 2025, 10:36:59 am
I thought it would be a good idea to sunbathe a bit in my garden, touch the grass and such. Got it all over me, good grass touching amount to the maximum.
Still depressed after... and I forgot that I'm allergic to the sun so I was out there all of 10 minutes before the hives started and I had to abort.
Still, I like these pictures. It kinda looks like I've been chased and caught and my clothes torn off by some kind of sexually driven beast and I'm like "Oh noooo, this is terrriiibbbllllleeeee" Whilst arching my back and posing enticingly like I don't know exactly what I'm doing.
Anyway, I LOVE YOU OXOX