Published: May 10th 2025, 2:00:35 pm
just a little summer PSA:
Prolonged exposure to sun and women in bikinis may lead to a dangerous drop in heart rate, shortness of breath and penis swelling. If that happens, don’t panic! You may require CPR: Circulatory Penis Rubbing. This can be applied via hand or mouth.
Luckily, I’m a fully certified Babewatch lifeguard and always on duty. Just check out my latest vid for proof. 😘💦