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hello everyone, I’m Johnny Cash

my titties are lookin BIG lately!

Everyone has either had or been this roommate.

I'm just doing my morning stretches, why are you hard?

bootycall anthemparody of mungo jerry’s “in the summertime”

streeeeeeetch!

share if you know this nightmare 😰parody of Van Morrison’s “..

oh hello!

she’s a wild oneparody of “Folsom Prison Blues” by Johnny Ca..

I was.... 3m pregnant when I shot this pic :)

If The Cure was singing about a strip club ❤️

grab

❤️😂

does it REALLY bother you that I change clothes like 4x per ..

My parody of “Jolene” by Dolly Parton. Written with love, fo..

want to be workout buddies?

the true face behind the gloryhole 🕳️

suggestive? what do you mean?

🚽 songs to listen to on the toilet. You guys are getting it ..

not sure what to wear today, maybe nothing?

Oh, the things the glory hole has seen 😳

I'm a big fan of blue

FULL SONG just for you!

massage please

happy accident with the mirror placement

Parody of “Jolene” by Dolly Parton. Fun fact, she wrote this..

I would like to be touched please

we all know one of these girls

I like a classic mirror selfie, don't you?

just... don't ask

it’s a booty call, everyone gets it

I just feel.... great in this picture. I don't know what els..

smoosh

this bra makes me feel like I have full on cougar tits and I..

Kodachrome at an RV Park

are you trying to look at my butt?!!?!?!

soulful 🥺❤️Parody of “Sound of Silence” by Simon and Garfunk..

I'm not sexy-posing, I'm trying to kick away bats that invad..

“Jolene” got an update

it's pretty fun to have outrageously long hair

I feel like such a silly little gremlin when I let you get S..

THE DERP DON'T STOP

feeling like a statue

Found in a library of congress archive

zip!

The ballad of beer gogglesParody of “I Walk the Line” by Joh..

this pic is totally censored-- OH WAIT NOOOOOOO

“On the Road Again,” but single mom style