Published: September 14th 2025, 7:13:56 am
I’ll be in a corporate boardroom from 8-5 tomorrow and I’m trying to not be anxious about the job. I’m used to working at home, filming myself being a pig, but now I need to find something formal to wear that still fits and I need to spend a whole day being presentable and decent. It’s hard for a slobbish piggy cum slut like me to switch into a formal, controlled mode but the money is too good to turn down these jobs and it’s not like they come up that often so I just want to do my best. I know I’ll be rushing off to get some relative privacy during breaks so I can release all the farts and burps I’ll need to suppress. Challenging times indeed. There will be other people around, overhearing my farts because there’s no fully private spaces but I’m hoping I don’t erupt inside the boardroom. Fingers crossed, butt cheeks clenched lol 😂😂😂