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"I could set the building on fire" - Milton

I miss it already

Had to flash my BIOS for the first time ever. Here's a flash..

Still can't get my GPU to be recognized by my new motherboar..

Too lazy for captions today ):

First impromptu creek dip of the season <3

New mixtape just dropped! "I'm from the sheets Vol. #46"

Might drop another full length video to the main feed >:)

Sneak a peek of my cheeks

I'll make you a dill. You beat me in pickleball, and I'll se..

What are you gonna do about tit?

“Is it important because it actually is, or because you’re s..

This here marks the start of my three day weekend 🤘😽🤘

Vroooooooom

Wide angle lens made me look a little funny, don’t make fun ..

Throwback to the one time I had good lighting in my room

A wild mid-Summer Myrtle appeared

Why are shorts and pants plural, but a shirt isn't?

I’m bored at work today! Save me 😤

No, I wasn't shopping for cute dresses. Why do you ask?

Butt, anyways, as I was sayin'

I used to think Ross wasn’t very cool, but now I feel like i..

Let me pop a quick "H" on this box, this way we all know it'..

Hey Lawrence, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like some..

Missing the bright and sunny snow already

Spring is near! I thought I’d never make it!

"Your outie just got a cute new romper" - Ms. Casey

I am Reptar, hear me roar!

Mi scusi 🚬

Scotty doesn't know...