At the onset of the film, you’ll hear me say – by the way, this is a legit shower because I’m actually dirty as fuck. I hadn’t showered in days and my pits were ripe as fuck. You’ll watch my super hairy chest, legs and ass glisten in the hot water. I talk to you directly a lot – at first, it’s conversational and funny – and eventually it’s extremely erotic and filthy. You’ll see amazing assplay and a mind-blowing orgasm that almost knocks me over.