Published: August 31st 2025, 4:12:32 pm
🔥 Guys… can you believe today someone straight-up asked me if I had a medical condition in my package?? 😅🍆 Like—“Are you okay? Are your genitals really that big??” 🤯👀
Seriously… you see a dude with a fat bulge and the first thing you think is to ask if he’s sick? 😈 Ugh… imagine the questions I’ll get once I hit 3L… or 5L 😮💨💦
“Hey, did you steal a balloon from the fair?? 🎈👀”
“Hey, did you pump your junk full of air?? 😏💣”
“Hey, are you hiding your dog down there?? 🐶🍆”
No, baby… my cock just wants to be huge 🔥😮💨 and I’m just giving it what it craves. It speaks… I listen 😈💦. Hard to understand? Or just hard? 😉🍑🍆