A man is walking home late at night when he hears a woman's voiceβ¦.
...from the shadows calls out, Twenty bucks?
The man takes the mystery woman up on the offer. They've been going at it for a few minutes when a police officer points his flashlight at them and demands to know what's going on.
Do you mind? I'm making love to my wife, replies the man.
Sorry, says the cop , I didn't know.
The man replies, Neither did I, until you turned on the flashlight π¦
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