Did you know loose skin floats underwater?!?! Welp my big ass found out after a video of me in a thong bikini was taken while snorkeling in Cancun last year.
It's like reverse gravity. My entire ass is just trying to pull me up towards the surface and when I start kicking my legs? It takes on a whole new meaning of "like water".
If you want a short video watching me in a thong underwater, here it is! It exists!
$40 and it will be in your DMs to unlock today.