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This is what shingles look like, y’all. Tell me they don’t l..

I’d die without this…

Floating am titties are the best titties

Innit?

Fairly certain Ima attempt to fuck that bottle of Blanton’s ..

Good morning…It’s been a doozy of a night.

Y’all. I have a new side chick. He’s pretty….

🖤🖤🖤

Actually, I have a shitton of awesome socks.

Best. Socks. Ever.

Assassassass

Blue Skies 🖤🖤🖤

Good Morning!

🌈🖤🌈

I’m waiting…

💋

But now that I’m awake…who wants to have an Elsa party?

Thank you, phone, for telling me to get in the basement bc o..

I obviously need someone with enough stamina to come in ever..

Come on….slide them to the side, boys. Come on in.

Who’s the hero of the day?

The worst member of my family is my 1984 Ford F-150…Rusty. I..

Head down. Ass up. One mo ‘gain

Ok.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Who doesn’t appreciate easy access?

Hotel dinner

Drink?

Kisses

Snoopy Dance. With clean titties.

My ass is waiting for you. Come and get it.

Nothing beats the last smidge of Woodford and a pile of baco..